Rain in tucson is like God, you often hear of it but you never see it.
Got a chubby for this weather.
I don’t get why anyone would ask my name anonymously, I don’t trust that. If they want my name, they should come off anon, so I can ask theirs. Maybe even make new friends.
Anonymous asked what's your name?
I’m like allergic to gluten.
Yeah, and I’m allergic to bullshit,ACHOO!